Tuesday 15 August 2017

What would Jesus do today?

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Back then carpentry was
pretty leading edge
tech
but now
I am sure he
would be a lawyer
and win every case
like some kind
of revese
class action suite
Jesus just sued
every asshole in America
and achieved
closure
for the
real people

You know, you know, that all the sad headlines of today
are just an excuse to have some

When they take the labels off the beer bottles
what are all the drinking babies
going to do with their hands
I know the answer
drink from aluminum cans
you can not hope to 
wreck the paintjob
so just crush the
exprssioon
on order
in a recyceled\\\
life.

I did not Check in for this
no no no no no
its something actually
greater than l know
Jesus
Yes its a great front
for eveything but
when the rubberr\\\\hits
the road the vatican
is law school
and all the good
and evil that comes
with a passing 
grade

Today we let the law
run the town
and if you lawyer up
high enough
you can
be Jesus

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