Wednesday 16 August 2017

Hands up if you hate lawyers


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Well Well  Well
as Hartio would
say I see
we have an overwhelming
majority
why is impregnating
a lawyer
like the big bang
theroy
there is only
a infatisimale chance
of making life

We have all dealt with lawyers
and mostly its like
they just took a Sopranoes
like cut 
for just a signature
but consider it insurace
against worse circumstances 
let alone consequences

It really started in 
our 6th try at civilization
(Our is everbody)
on June 15th almost
a thousand years ago
yep we are old people
and where where
is the wisdom
we seem to have lost
it in 1964 (Magna Carter)
Jimmy Carter last real
President

Laws are what make
us not monkeys
that keep the king
from dropping
Gods rule
on our
lap 
as we
puke for 
being
a part
of this whole
witch hunt
that keeps
us all
sweeping brooms
to clean up all the 
C two OH
of the ones
who make
the rainforest
run
and the skies
fear the CO2 
because they 
only evolved
to handle
volcanoes
not tubes of
tourist
invading 
the trophespher
with human
wings
no Icarus
no flying
to high
to have compostite
disingration
of the worst kind
so maybe the bible
was talking about
aluminum 5058
strong enough
but melting point
yeah way below
tackling the sun
he was just
a chosen
one on the
DNA future
on the history
of the human
nation

So many legends have died
in my short life time
how many will be even worthy
of a blip in the history books
I cant see but a few
In Canada it will be PET
because he gave us the Charter of Rights
something in 2017 does not exist
in the land
where Orwell
was born

So lawyers
working laws
where like the 
little people that
pinned down the 
giant Gulliver
with strings
of silk
and pegs
in the ground
driven down
with the force
of a hammer
human powered
no assist
no instruction
just hit
the peg

Thats what lawyers are
fine wefts of gossomer
that allow the drift
of the future
to be inclusive
and worth
living especially
if the gratitude
makes me a great
on among the others
who used swords and shields
to advance ideas
better written in pen
We are monkees
who have data codes
on bananas 
to make sure
we do not eat 
the black one

Whats in your
fridge in 20 years
it will be a liabity
suite
they were presevering
bacon
and I ate it not knowing
about nitrates and cooking
food over open
flame
and how the hot
dog
got its name

When all reason 
has collapsed
when every logical
argument
can be defeated
by Barbie
with a Kardashian fact
it will be the lawyers
that keep the flame
of reason and hope allive
if we can code it in latin
we can make the people
think rationally
and logicaly 
and except
that on this earth
it is humans 
that give birth
and no God
gives a fuck about
the one added
to a metric
.7 decabillion
already living
on a earth living
like a primative
it can support .4
at worst

So what will happen
my friends
I tell you now
and believe me latter
lawyers will make
the planet killers
leave life later
but knowing
they did the right
thing
in the foxhole
of legal action
that the whole world
would see
if you stopped smoking 
cancer because of second hand
smoke 
how about a smokestack
protected by OJ lawyers
if the cancer does not fit
the smokestack you 
must aquit
cause its never been
legally proven that
people did not know
with every breath
there is inherent hazard

Let Let Let Let
the lawyers rule
because fearing
the fees
people will decide
to act rationally
and all emotion
aside
is that
not something
for which humans
can take pride
for even for a millisecond
supported by legal electricity
we can forgo the present for
today and tomorrow.

ONES and ZEROS

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