Tuesday 8 October 2013

Lisa Christensen gets the axe


Lisa Christensen was a straight shooter in an industry built on angles. She brought cold hearted facts to emotional listeners. Lisa had a radio show about car repair on Newstalk 1010. In a world occupied by first world problems, after our spouse, children and pets, for most our cars supersede our homes as our next love. Houses for the holli polli are a marriage of convenience, we can never love them because of all the flaws they exhibit daily. Rehabilitating a car is well within the reach of the majority. Lisa was a dynamite relationship consular guiding us through our anthropomorphism.

I have no way of knowing what the lack of thinking was behind the cancellation of her show after fifteen beloved years. Newstalk 1010 tends to operate like the Argentine government of the seventies, people just disappear with no explanation. Fantastically at Newstalk 1010 sometimes these Zombies reappear with great fanfare, 

The first to rise from the dead was Ted Woloshyn , a silver tongued but boring devil who was guest of honor for every Mike Harris event and could have carried enough conservative water to earn him a lifetime achievement for delivering toxic substances without indictment.

Now the brain trust under the control of Bell Media has decided we need the Motts in our lives. What are the Motts. No they are not a waterdowned drink of clammato. They are the perfect Harper couple spouting off defending emotion against best practices. Yes what they learned owning a horse farm can be universally applied. I think they only know about spreading manure.

1 comment:

  1. I gotta say, the Mottts on the radio confirms everything people want to say

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