Sunday, 19 February 2017

Zombie Kit Extreme

The Pioneer Airbow will revolutionise the Zombie Apocalypse. Its an air powered crossbow firing 26 inch bolts at 450fps. (the fastest crossbow is 440fps) The air bladder can fire 8 bolts before its needs a refill. It can be refilled with a handpump or a handy pressurised cylinder.

Weight 7.5 pounds, cost $700 US.

Prepperationist everywhere are drooling.

Friday, 17 February 2017

Double Tap

Double Tap
its killing women
and chidren
for the cause
its making sure
the problem
is not the cause
we know live
in a place
where the children
double tap

The big one

We are all ants
who is the farmer?

Insect slave and master
and how are
we differant?

Thank Google
I did a
search and
I cant understand
but it looks
like ant slaves

Facebook is the iceberg humanity hit when it had a failure to communicate

get off Facebook now
if you want to remain
its high school
and even those
that win
lose in that game

Its civilization the game by Sid Mier 
in real life
totally adddicative
and neverending
even when 
you get to 
Alpha Centruri

Why Trump does not fear assasination

Well he is old as fuck and really who cares
second he has kevlar hair
no bullet going part

Trumpis getting huge pushback from 
the Industrial Industrial complex
maybe  he does not like
he wants cash in hand

Thursday, 16 February 2017

We need a better alternative to democracy

Winston Churchill the celebrated 
inventer of war crimes
sated in very succict
oxford language
that democracy
was a horrible thing
but the best monster
to have in the closet
should one ever
want to apply it

I propose to let the children
because from the mouths
of babes
comes wisdom
yes they will be able
to decide between
clean coal
and full

Lets look at
two pungent
and I could go 
on and on
with proof
of fact
that civilisation 
that has stopped development
at kindergarten
would be better served
being rules by a
kindergarten class

The best policy decisions should be made my a kindergarten class in a referendum. Should we have chocolate highways, yes of course so lets have Gay Marriage. Are golden showers rewarding, Yes so lets make peace with Russia. 

Monday, 13 February 2017

Advanced Nation Fails

Its fuzzy just like the reason
Japan the nation can 
continue to finance 
despite being 200%
in debt
or are they just that
advanced in everything

I love Japan spent years there
living in the future
and now I see
it going very bad
to close to the sun
should have changed
that flag